Did you know Josh T. from elementary school isn’t the only one to sometimes go by “skunk pig?” So does the peccary!
Unlike Josh T., the peccary works in the music industry. Currently, it is waist-deep in sorting through Billy Joel’s submitted lyrics for a sequel song to We Didn’t Start the Fire, which seem especially tonally inappropriate and possibly present some copyright implications.
The peccary’s stomach has three chambers, a mere thirty-three short of ideal.
It’s real good at identifying any monument on sight. Washington? Boom. Identified. Arc de Triomphe? Knew it in a heartbeat. Atomic Bomb Dome? You can’t trick the peccary with that one.
Unlike the pig, the peccary only has three toes per hind foot.
It has ordered and ate the new hot dog bites pizza from Pizza Hut twice already.
Number of legs
“People like to say nothing rhymes with purple but what about nurple?”
– the peccary
Sample lyrics from We Still Didn’t Start That Fire From Before
James Cameron’s Avatar! Obama’s healthcare law!
Guitar Hero! Pikachu! Hurricane in the bayou!
Teletubbies might be gay! They can get married anyway!
Dubstep! Kangaskhan! FOX airs and cancels The Swan!
The Blacklist! I Can’t Breathe! Entourage on silver screens!
Edward Snowden! WikiLeaks! Robin Thicke! Eyebrows on fleek!
Ghost Protocol! Magnemite! Meowth! Drone strikes!
Politoed! Benghazi! Ash says goodbye to Butterfree!
Zubat! Zubat! Zubat Zubat Zubat!
What’s its astrological sign?
What if it fought a bear?
It would lose, but it would squirm and squeal in a way that really drags the whole thing out.
Is it noble?
The pig got a 9. The skunk got a 2. I give the “skunk pig” a…
It’s a task the blue whale delegated to it.