There’s a rumor that the swan used to be an ugly duckling. Is the lovely curvature of its neck the work of plastic surgeons? Or is it the work of the Original Plastic Surgeon, God Almighty? Do you have a minute to talk about our Lord and Savior? No? Well would you like to hear about the swan’s mating habits?
The swan mates for life, with only one exception: if it doesn’t.
It has a long neck for reaching for the choicest morsels of soggy bread.
It has a long neck, perfect for beheading in a rage when your choicest morsels of soggy bread have just been stolen.
Number of legs
What is its astrological sign?
There are five main swans. They are…
the tundra swan (the quiet one)
the trumpeter swan (the obsessive musical one)
the mute swan (the other quiet one)
the black swan (the bad boy)
the whooper swan (cool but rude)
What if it fought a bear?
It is said that the swan, before it dies, will sing for the first and last time. When the swan song is heard, the bear will come.
Is it noble?
When you need it, the swan will be there for you. Forever. Unless it isn’t.