The mudskipper rejects your preconceived notions. It won’t fit in your neat little boxes. Fish live in the water, you say? Screw your labels; I won’t do what you tell me, says the mudskipper. The mudskipper is straight up amphibious.
Seriously, the mudskipper is a fish that can get up on land and walk around on its pectoral fins and breathe. It stores water in its gill chambers, trusty waterskin, and an adorably small flask so as to be both hydrated and aerated for its jaunts to the surface.
It puts the principles of good home decoration into practice in its burrow designs.
The mudskipper’s eyes give it an incredible field of vision – nearly 360 degrees. Don’t even try to do the thing where you tap it on the wrong shoulder. It sees what you’re up to. It’s seen all your tricks…
…It’s seen perhaps too much.
The mudskipper made a Neopolitan pizza with non-standard mozzarella and was convicted of pizza fraud.
It is extremely bad at singing karaoke and doesn’t know it.
Number of legs
None, technically. But two, kind of.
The mudskipper shares a birthday with…
O. Henry, the writer who revealed on his deathbed that the O in his name stands for “Original Twilight Zone.”
Chesley “Sully” Sullenberger, hero airline pilot who secretly hates birds with every fiber of his being. “Y’ see this?” he screams every time he takes off. “You’re not better than me, you flapping sky garbage!”
Emperor Norton, the United States’ only emperor.
What if it fought a bear?
The mudskipper would refuse to fight.
Is it noble?
I’ve forgiven the mudskipper for its cheese crime. I gotta take my hat off to it for breaking down boundaries for fish. It’s a true pioneer and it doesn’t care how silly it looks in the process. Skip on, mudskipper
What a twist!