Big South American animals love to eat the capybara. They love to suck on its fat little legs and chomp on its fat bones. The capybara is the largest rodent in the world, so it’s something of a point of pride to eat one.
The capybara has partially webbed feet. Partially webbed, people! I mean daaaaaaaang, son.
It is also largest of all the rodents.
It is largest of all the rodents.
Number of legs
What if it fought a bear?
The bear’s feet don’t have any webbing at all. Not even a little bit. I think you see where I’m going with this. Game capybara.
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“If alarmed, the inoffensive capybara gallops for the safety of the nearest water.”
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