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Capybara

Capybara

Big South American animals love to eat the capybara. They love to suck on its fat little legs and chomp on its fat bones. The capybara is the largest rodent in the world, so it’s something of a point of pride to eat one.[1]

Special powers

The capybara has partially webbed feet. Partially webbed, people! I mean daaaaaaaang, son.

It is also largest of all the rodents.

Weaknesses

It is largest of all the rodents.

Number of legs

Four

What if it fought a bear?

The bear’s feet don’t have any webbing at all. Not even a little bit. I think you see where I’m going with this. Game capybara.

Inoffensive Kingfisher Illustrated Enyclopedia of Animals quote

“If alarmed, the inoffensive capybara gallops for the safety of the nearest water.”

Is it offensive?

No.

9 most yolo-tastic pictures of capybaras that look like celebrities

capybara hat

This capybara looks just like Duchess Camilla!

 

the capybara is beset on all sides

Oh, hello Jack Nicholson!

 

capybara sittin' in the backseat

Driving Miss Daisy? More like Driving Mr. Giancarlo Esposito!

 

capybara love cat

Looks like Garfield isn’t the only feline friend Bill Murray has made!

 

capybaras swim

Could it be? The entire cast of Spring Breakers taking a dip together?

 

capybaras kiss

It’s a spitting image of power couple Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt! Or should we say, kissing image!

 

capybara and caiman

If anyone could make peace with the caiman, it’s Winston Churchill!

 

capybara on couch

Kasey Kahne capybara doesn’t want to share his couch.

capybara on couch happy

But, maybe he can be convinced!

Is it noble?

Yes.

Final rating

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[1]Plus, you get it free if you finish in under an hour.

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