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Drongo

Drongo

The drongo may appear demonic, but it is a wholly earthborn fiend.

Hell is not responsible for this.

Hell is not responsible for this.

The drongo uses alarm calls when there is no predator in the area to scare off other animals so the drongo can swoop in and eat the food they left in their panic. It will even mimic other species’ calls to accomplish its nefarious purposes. Basically the drongo took shouting “fire” in a crowded theatre and made that its primary way of life.

Special powers

The drongo is an impressive impressionist.

It can fly.

Weaknesses

The drongo is a compulsive liar. It claimed to have made a full court basketball shot. It claimed to have an uncle who works at Nintendo who told him MISSINGNO was playable in Super Smash Bros. It claimed to speak Portuguese. It claimed it invented Facebook. It claimed bears are just big raccoons. It claimed to be the inspiration for the lyrics of Carly Simon’s “Nobody Does It Better.” It claimed to have been in line first.

All these claims have been rated Pants on Fire by PolitiFact.

Number of legs

Two, plus wings.

Do I own a Beanie Baby of it?

The drongo sold me what it purported to be just that, but its tag describes it as a “Boinie Babby” by “Tyy Inc.” So, I’m inclined to guess no.

What if it fought a bear?

The bear has heard the lies the drongo spread about it, and it will have vengeance.

Is it noble?

No.

Final rating

The drongo has been lying so long, it doesn’t even know itself what is real any more.

 

 

 

2/10

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