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Plesiosaur

I’d like to apologize for the extended holiday break the blog took. I hope I still remember how to do one of these. If I’m not mistaken, I start out by saying the name of the plesiosaur.

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Then there’s probably a picture of it, but God only knows what this thing I write underneath it is for.

Special powers

Wait, hang on. This is too soon for this part. I think I describe it in general terms just a little bit. The plesiosaur is an enormous, extinct marine reptile. Many people incorrectly think it is a dinosaur, but although the plesiosaur passed the qualification exam, it never actually applied for its dinosaur license. It looks a lot like Nessie. Okay, that’s enough, right?

Special powers

The plesiosaur can swim. It can swim beautifully, in perfect sync with classical music.

Weaknesses

The plesiosaur is terrible at Simon. That wouldn’t normally be worth bringing up, but it plays Simon every single day and has never gotten even a little bit better. It’s baffling.

Number of legs

None? I doubt the flippers count.

Prize possession

The plesiosaur treasures the only scarf it could find that would fit its long, long neck: an infinity scarf. …Alright, what’s next?

What if it fought a bear?

Ugh, this again?

Is it noble?

Yes.

Final rating

Do you remember what this bit is based on? Seems awfully arbitrary. It’s a living creature – or was, in this case. It seems crass to reduce it to a number.

 

7.5/10

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