Not all blood-sucking parasites who feature in circuses are clowns. Some are the flea.
The flea circus is the premier live show for insects, by insects. Cirque du Soleil transitioned to human entertainment when it couldn’t hack it in the flea circus’s shadow. Acts include Teddy the Ant with a Mane, The Amazing Web Line Dancers, Cuonzo the Tattooed Moth, Bug Gallagher, The Living Ball, The Stilt Bug, Aldus the Larger-Than-Normal Mite, and The Literally Flying Pelluccis. The goliath beetle got its start in the flea circus lifting extremely heavy things like cup lids and coins.
The flea’s incredible feat is leaping high into the air. Well, high in relation to how small it is. It can not jump higher than me, for example, due to my extreme height advantage. What I’m trying to explain is that the time it beat me in basketball was a fluke.
The flea is also a member of the Red Hot Chili Peppers. It loves California and funking out, not necessarily in that order.
The flea sucks blood from other creatures in order to survive. It is a member of the Red Hot Chili Peppers.
Number of legs
Drink of choice
It craves BLOOOOOOD!
What if it fought a bear?
It has been fighting the bear for years, and the bear has not noticed.
Is it noble?
The flea is a consummate entertainer and skilled bassist. It is also a profoundly obnoxious parasite and it made my hair itch just researching it. Even that means it has personally offended me more than most animals I review. This has nothing to do with it beating me at basketball that time.
Sorry to blow up your spot, Cuonzo, but you’re obviously just a butterfly.