You may not recognize this beetle, but it’s an unfairly maligned variety. Specifically, this is the… cockchafer. It is identifiable by AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH–
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Number of legs
Ahem. Sorry about that. I just… I just… Boy, what a name.
No, I can do this. Okay. Get it together. I’m more mature than this.
Listen, there are three main kinds of this beetle: common, forest, and large. Hang on. Th- that’s… the “large cockchafer.”
What if it fought a bear?
Is it noble?
The cockchafer, y’all.