Cockchafer

Cockchafer

cockchafer beetle

"Hiya, folks!"

You may not recognize this beetle, but it’s an unfairly maligned variety. Specifically, this is the… cockchafer. It is identifiable by AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH–

Special powers

–AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Weaknesses

Ha heh heh heh heh… ha ha…

Number of legs

Whooo boy.

Diet

Ahem. Sorry about that. I just… I just… Boy, what a name.

Varieties

No, I can do this. Okay. Get it together. I’m more mature than this.

Listen, there are three main kinds of this beetle: common, forest, and large. Hang on. Th- that’s… the “large cockchafer.”

What if it fought a bear?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LARGE.

COCKCHAFER.

Is it noble?

Yes.

Final rating

The cockchafer, y’all.

 

7/10

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3 thoughts on “Cockchafer

  1. Charlene says:

    This shit just wrote itself, didn’t it?

    Maybe you should actually pronounce it in a French way so it’s: coque-sha-ffeuuuur. Nope, still funny.

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